Asslow

Dear ASSLOW,

I just want to take the time today to wish you a Happy 23rd Birthday! 

If there's someone I love just as much as I love my family it's you. This will sound super cheesy and corny, but I'm so grateful to have you in my life. I think we both became friends at such a crucial time in our lives. We met when we were young but not so naive, unlike most kids our age. Throughout the years we've been through so much and I'm so glad to be growing up as an adult with someone as strong like you by my side. 

I just want to dedicate a post on my blog not only because you're my best friend and it's your birthday but because this is my way of saying thank you for always being there through all my rants and both mental and emotional breakdowns.

- I love you, Nico

PS: You probably won't read this because you are a self centered ungrateful bitch but I still love you.